You don’t want to know what happened to me after you guys came and showed me the new Clio Gordini RS. It was the strangest experience I’ve ever had since I opened my car interior shop and even now I still can’t believe this happened.
Soon after driving the Gordini, I received a call from some bloke who recommended himself as being Mary’s slave who told me that he was putting together a special project for his mistress and needed my held. He said that the had bought a Renault Clio V6 for her and needed the engine to be placed at the front, so that the back would remain free to swallow her shopping bags. He wanted me to take care of the job and have the entire cabin finished in the finest leather.
Can you imagine that? Ruining a Clio V6 to make room for luggage? I thought I’d go mad when I received the request, but since the car was going to be ruined anyway, I figured I could at least get my hands on the sweet Laguna powerplant.
The car is in my back yard now, i’ve removed the V6 (and I shall keep it) and i’m placing a 1.2-liter up front. Am I a genius or what?