It’s a Renault Clio, one of my shopping friends drives one too and she says it’s awful because there’s no space in the boot, so what’s all the fuss about? I understand that it has 200 hp, but is that all you men care about?
So what if it can win races with cars that cost three times its price? You still won’t see me in it instead of an SUV, simply because it’s just a little Clio. I do like the color and the badges though, they make it stand out, just like the “LV” logo turns my purse into an attention grabber.
And I also like the wheels, they look like jewelry. On second thought, I might show some mercy to this car and not smite it with a rating of four.
In fact, I had a little chat with Lou Cheeka and he will customize one for me. I found an older model, a V6 or something, one that had an incredibly large luggage compartment and I really want it. I don’t know why, but some stupid boy racer had placed an engine in it, so I asked Lou Cheeka to move this back to the front so that I can have a two-seater Clio with a lot of room for shopping. He said that the engine is to big to fit up front, so he gave me a smaller one instead. The car should be ready pretty soon, so I will need you to come by and take some photos of us...