It's so pretty, it's so mean, I love it because it's just like myself! Being in this car around town made me feel like driving a giant Swarowski crystal... with LED lights. It's literally brilliant. And black seems to suit it all very well.
I've entered the community recently and I discovered that there are a lot of great women that share this life style in my area. None of them looks as good as I do, of course, but appearance is not everything - they're OK anyway. What does this have to do with the car? Well, I've just had a chat with our presidentess and we think we'll make the Evoque the community's official car.
Yes, I know, having a boss like me will make you autoevolution test drivers want to become chauffeurs, but that position is already filled.
Maybe, If you behave nicely, and offer me more cars like this to drive in the future, I'll let you wash mine one day. Didn't I tell you? I have already received one, just like this: coupe, in black.
Yeah, little Max knows what I like, he's such a good slave. I do have one question though: since he offered me the car and has probably made no efforts for getting his hands on it, does this all count as financial slavery?