Haven’t we reviewed this car before? You already know I find it OK, so why waste my time with it again? Hmm... on second thought, let’s go for a little ride - that red leather interior looks pretty good and all that carbon makes it tough, I love that, it’s like a rugged-look beard for a car, but without the tactile drawbacks.
Really, it’s a diesel? OK, as long as the awful smell doesn’t come inside the cabin, it’s all fine. As I was saying, all this black and red leather reminds me of one of my favorite environments, my dungeon, the place where all men fall to their knees.
Hey, I’ve just had a thought... why don’t I get a Cayenne just like this one and turn it into a mobile dungeon? This way I can keep their minds under my heel even when they’re driving. This way, I shall win a battle that has brought down many women since the invention of cars, as guys will thing about me, not the car, while driving. OK, let’s get this testing over with, I have to arrange this right away!