I’m actually glad you brought the Cayenne back to the headlines, as I was willing to talk to you on this matter. You see, this car has evolved so much that I’ve arranged for it to receive an... ahem... dedicated motorsport series. Yes, since Porsche is the most motorsport-addicted carmaker in the world, I figured the Cayenne needs its own series, so that it can receive even more dynamic abilities.
Of course, this will all be kept... ahem... secret. I am the one financing the project and you might be wondering why. You see, I am always connected to the latest informational pathways and I have to be prepared for any potential natural that may come.
However, I have certain... ahem... standards and I can’t drive a car that doesn’t feel sporty enough. So, to conclude: we might all need SUVs in the future, as the global warming will make winter more and more... ahem... aggressive and I want to make sure that the Cayenne offers what I desire.