Hahaha! This car cracks me up! Seriously now, I haven't has such a good laugh in years. I've always said that a Nissan, no matter of the model, looks like a PET. Yes, they're all different: one is like a water bottle, another one is like a bottle of milk and this Patrol is amusingly ugly!
I just look at it and hear the popping sound of a plastic bottle being crushed and then inflated back into shape. Now I think you know why I had to disguise myself for this drive, I really couldn’t be seen in such a thing.
I have to admit though, when it was just the two us, out in the desert, I liked the feeling of protection it gave me. It crushed the dunes under my feet, which were pushing the pedals hard.
That Range Rover I drove a while back was just as brave through the desert, but that didn't make it so easy for me. It's funny how the Patrol, which costs half as much, made me feel cozier during the dune jumps! I thought that this car was amusing bad, but, as it turns out, it's also funny good!
As for the interior, it's simple, this feels just like the inside of my favorite purse. It's huge and it has so many compartments that it's very easy to lose your stuff.
In fact, the Patrol's cabin is a bit better than the interior of my handbag, as it has a freezer. Since I was in a fun mood during the drive, I decided to turn the air conditioning off and drive with the cool box open. The hot air inside the car mixed with the cold breeze coming from between the seats got me a bit dizzy, but it was funky, it was good!
I'm pretty undecided about this Nissan. It's really got a lot to offer, but it's not acceptable socially, so it probably gets a "No!" from me in the end.