I have worked hard for many years to overcome the.. ahem... human nature and I am referring to our emotional side here. I profoundly dislike the fact that our rational side can be so easily overcome by nothing more than.. ahem hormons. However, I have to admit that it is pretty hard for me not to laugh right now. How could you reframe from that after seeing Marry... ahem... bite the dust right from the first corner?
Ahem... ahem... ahem... the car: The SLK has always been more about posing than anything else, which is why I was never all that interested by it. The current generation follows the same story: its appearance draws a substantial crowd, but the rest of the car doesn’t shine too bright. It’s just like my maid, when she puts on a little black dress.
I would never include the SLK in my garage, not because it’s... ahem a bad car, but simply because it holds the #318 place on the waiting list of priorities. There are a lot of other cars that deserve this honor much more than this German show-off topless vehicle. And besides, I’m preparing to organize the world’s top garage party. Which reminds me... I have to make a couple of phone calls, so please excuse me.