A man needs to be educated, he has to know what to do in order to make a lady happy. You guys got off to a bad start, but it seems that you managed to get things straight after all. You’ve finally offered me a car that is perfect for my personality. I shall accept this SLK. What? Wasn’t this the purpose of autoevolution, to find THE car for Mary? I’m sorry, but this is it people. You have to close the business and go home!
On second though, last time I sad something like that I got married. I divorced 5 minutes later, so maybe this is not such a good idea. OK, you can get back to work - I’ll probably become bored with this topless Merc and then you’d better bring me something better.
No, we can’t talk about the way it drives, or how it is on the open road. That’s because it had me at “hello” and by that I mean the moment when it opened (is it actually “closed?) its roof.
Of course I took it for a spin, but things ended pretty quickly. One of your colleagues, Andrei, thought that it would be funny to teach me that the little button that shows a car and some curvy lines around the wheels is used for controlling the seat massage function. I pushed it, but didn’t feel anything. He then told me that I’m supposed to step on the throttle, so that there's enough power for the massage.
He was doing that because I was on a test track while he was sitting in a camper van nearby, talking to me on the radio. I don’t know why, but at the first corner the vehicle just started skidding, and I ended up in the sand on the side of the road. I broke a nail and it wasn’t funny! Trust me, he will pay for that!