Oh, man, I think that guy at Kia who’s lending you the testing cars really… ahem… hates me. I know I laughed my a** every time you brought me a… ahem… Kia, but forgive me for being honest. They build great cars, actually. For peasants! Hahaha!
OK, I’m being rude right now, but the Venga is somehow… ahem… all right. It’s hard to explain it, but it doesn’t impress me at all but, on the other hand, it seems… ahem… OK. It’s like drinking water, it’s good to your health but it doesn’t make you feel special or something like that.
Probably the best thing about it is that big interior, you can carry a lot of… ahem… crap. No, really, I’m actually looking for a spacious vehicle to take away the excrement from my… ahem… hippopotamus farm, so I think Venga might deserve a chance.
It’s really surprising to see such a car equipped with so many… ahem… things, those Koreans are becoming smarter every day. Touchscreen support, heated seats, panoramic sunroof, they’re getting better every time they launch a new model. I remember that… ahem… fridge, it was called Soul if I’m not wrong. That was a hell of a car… I’m shocked they’re still building it, Kia is probably looking to step in the… ahem… kitchen appliances business too, otherwise I see no reason for keeping it in production.
Venga at least makes me… ahem… laugh. It’s probably because of its name, it makes me think at my bachelor party when that talented lady that made my… ahem… IQ go up knocked on the door and screamed “Vengaaaaaaaaaa!”. Those were the good times…
Now I’m just a very rich man that has enough money to buy… ahem… a country just because he heard they make great wine… Which reminds me… I went to Paris a few days ago and tried the cheese soup my wife recommended. Well, guess what? Ever since, I spent so much time on the… ahem… toilet that I forgot which month it is… Oh, and speaking of which, got to go, sorry!