Well, if it isn't this a proper richguymobile. Isn't it? I mean, it absolutely screams "gangsta" from twenty blocks aways – but literally and figuratively. The Brabus GLK V8 in this color and with those oversized rims should totally appear as center stage in an MTV hip hop video, don't you agree?
I mean just look at it! It has 22-inch dubs with low tire walls, wide body kit, black-painted inserts here and there – it's totally badass! And the way it sounds is simply mind-blowing. Each and every drive-by while flooring it is like a World War Two Messerschmitt Me 210 trying to intercept a Supermarine Spitfire. Utterly badass!
And did you check out that pimpin' interior? There is at least a dozen cattle in there. I bet that when you drive through Mcdonald's even the burgers begin to moo expletives at you! Nice car. I really like this one.
Made me feel like Jay-Z whenever I rolled with it on the boulevard, and thanks to the tinted side windows nobody knew who I was. That's like having a car that's both inconspicuous and attention-grabbing at the same time! You turn everyone's heads with the growling exhaust sounds and the "gangsta" body kit and then you make them wonder who on Earth is driving that fine automobile. Genius!
The only bits that could have been improved are probably the alloy rims. I mean, would you expect a white Mercedes-Benz SUV with 22-inch dubs not to sport spinners? I know I wouldn't. That's the only thing missing from this car. Spinners. And a BMW badge. And a smoky diesel engine. And an oversized train horn kit. That would make it perfect.