Is this why they’re called “Bimmers”? Seriously, have you guys ever thought about this? Just when you say the word, your mind is accelerated and you can almost feel the speed. I just love this brand and this has to be the best Bimmer I’ve been in. Hmm... I really love the leather, it feels nice when my slaves clean it after I’ve driven the car miles and miles just for my own pleasure.
And this has to be the first time when I like a car that claims to be red and isn’t. This shade is so mysterious and complicated... it’s just like myself! However, I need you to bring me an example with a black interior, this car is way too serious for all this light color play.
I don’t know why people would ever care about those back seats - don’t people realize that you get those seats just to look good. you don’t actually use them! There are times when I enjoy being chauffeured and the man behind the wheel would enjoy the ride too much - I could punish him by asking him to ride in the back the next day. You see, this is a good use for the rear seats of a coupe - try to learn something.