So, you brought me one of these hot hatches. You must be mistaking me for a... ahem... teenager. Anyway, it’s an Alfa, so you are forgiven. And you’ve tried hard too. I mean, the last time the leather sole of my right shoe meet the 1.75 TBi powerplant, it onlly offered 200 hp. And those taillights - have you been bribing my personal masseuse? Seeing them has the same effect as one of her... ahem... sessions.
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