The Paceman is definitely cool, in fact it's über cool. As you know, I'm cool too, because on many occasions I give you unique insights into buying cars. Well, today I am going to offer BMW some nice tips for the MINI brand. And since they were so nice to let me drive the Paceman, I'll do it all for free!
Since the MINI range's expansion was a success and everybody wants to make new niche cars there days, I think MINI should release a whole bunch of new Paceman versions ASAP.
First of all, they should advertise this new Paceman by sending one to the moon - the MINI Spaceman.
Then they could release a new set of stickers like they always do, but this time it should be elegant, not sporty - the MINI Graceman.
Lower the suspension even more and throw in even bigger wheels - the MINI Stanceman.
Make a model that's even faster than the JCW - the MINI Raceman.
After you give the car a facelift, also change it's name a bit, so that the people think it's all-new - the MINI Faceman.
Wait, wait, I've got more!
Deliver a fleet of cars to the police - the MINI Chaseman.
There should be a special edition made together with shoe brand Converse - the MINI Laceman.
Ask each customers if they want to be even cooler and if the answer is "Yes", sell them the MINI Aceman.
Well, I've got even more up my sleeve, but you'll have to pay if you want me to tell you the names.