You’re probably wondering why I gave the Paceman less points than the Countryman. This is 2013 people! You can’t just launch a car that lacks basic features for its premium ambitions. Seriously, not having electric seats in a car like this is like wearing high heels without the... heels. And there are a few other things missing, which make the car feel a bit like a Vertu fake bought on eBay. OK, I got a bit carried away, I’ll stop now.
Look Paceman, I’m sorry for making you look sooo bad. I have to admit that, apart from that, you’re a really nice car. I love the way your roof looks like an urban chique hat and how and your face smiles at the people.
And even though I didn’t get those power seats, I found something crazy inside the Paceman. I was putting my make-up on, when I noticed that the plastic on the sun visor would make an excellent nail file, so I used it for all of my slim fingers. It’s great, I can use one hand to apply the make-up, while the other is having its nails done.
Don’t worry, the experience is totally safe. Lou Cheeka has thought me how to use the torque steering in the Paceman, so the wheel didn’t need my hands on it anyway. You know what? This torque steering should be standard on all cars, it’s awesome!