If you're ever planning one of those really expensive trips to Tibet… don't, just don't. There's nothing to see there but rocks and short people with an excessive tan. You'll come home with some beads, some unexplainable photos not much else. They don't even have shopping malls for goodness' sake!
And the traffic jams… don't get us started! They don't have cows there, they have Yaks, like the sound you make when you find a bitter piece of fruit only it's an an animal. Yaks are still members of the bovine family, but they have longer hair to deal with he Tibetan climate. The only thing lover than their hair is their temper.
Nothing phases them, not even a car that are trying to drive on the road they're supposed to. Texas longhorns have a similar attitude, but at least you don't see too many of those on the road.
Free Tibet... but put the yaks in cages please.
Nothing phases them, not even a car that are trying to drive on the road they're supposed to. Texas longhorns have a similar attitude, but at least you don't see too many of those on the road.
Free Tibet... but put the yaks in cages please.