Wash Your Car Nine Times and Get a... Happy Ending Massage
But somebody in Malaysia really found a way to deliver a full service. A car wash in that country reportedly offered car wash customers free sex with their ninth car wash, according to the Huffington Post.
People were given a customer card and if they racked up nine washes in a particular timeframe, they would get a free... happy ending at a local massage parlor.
This might sound very disturbing at first, but think of it this way – Malaysians probably have the cleanest cars in the world now. The only problem is that the men probably now need a shower.
Police raided the massage parlor and found several people with the customer cards. Nine women were detained and four men believed to be running the operation were also arrested.