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This Is The Stig's Wife and She Drives a Corvette

Some people say he's got two pairs of knees and talks in morse code, all we know is, this may be the wife of famous Top Gear driver The Stig. This has the makings of a huge media scandal, as the BBC usually doesn't like it when its employees are under the media spotlight. And what could be more scandalous than your wife wearing white pants and a helmet three months before Labor Day?
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This Is The Stig's Wife and She Drives a CorvetteThis Is The Stig's Wife and She Drives a CorvetteThis Is The Stig's Wife and She Drives a CorvetteThis Is The Stig's Wife and She Drives a CorvetteThis Is The Stig's Wife and She Drives a Corvette
Despite the unconventional attire, Misses Stig is very predictable when it comes to her cars, as she's seen here posing next to a brand new Corvette Z06, the super-powered version of the C7 which is humiliating Ferraris up and down America.

These photos were taken recently at the North Star Dragway in Texas. We're told by Dale Martin, who took these photos, that she has a very specific beauty routine that involves washing her hair in ethanol and moisturizing it with NOS. And while she may take the appearance of a sexy young lady, she runs on gas and likes to be payed in condensed souls of retired NASCAR drivers.

This Medusa of the modern age is rumored to turn any man crazy enough to touch her into a steaming pile of carbon dust. And while those high heels seem uncomfortable, they're a design feature used to clear small rodents from air intakes.

Some say no cop in America has ever managed to write her a speeding ticket, all we know she's the wife of a tame racing driver… and she looks good in white.
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About the author: Mihnea Radu
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Mihnea's favorite cars have already been built, the so-called modern classics from the '80s and '90s. He also loves local car culture from all over the world, so don't be surprised to see him getting excited about weird Japanese imports, low-rider VWs out of Germany, replicas from Russia or LS swaps down in Florida.
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