This Car Suffers from Priapism

The adjacent photo reminds of the time when we asked a very, very drunk man to draw a car. We don't know if he was willing to send an offensive message or just mixed the "x" with the "y" coordinates in his mind, but the result was very similar to this, a car that seemed to suffer from priapism.

Imagine using this automotive creation, which probably benefited from the hard work of a designer and or an engineer, for your daily commute. Wait, wait, we've just found a solution... we'd totally change the color scheme, add a few fiberglass bits an pieces and make the whole thing look like a coffee cup.