The £1M SUV Comes with Whale’s Penis Interior
The £1 million SUV is based on the Dartz Kombat model, a Russian response to the Hummer. But unlike the American SUV, the Soviet interpretation is probably the only all-terrain model that comes with the diamond encrusted watches and gold-plated windows as standard.
And since, judging by its looks, it is a moving target, the world’s most expensive SUV comes with an exterior bulletproof Kevlar coating.
Inside is where things go a bit awkward, we might say, as the manufacturer says the seats are made of one of the softest materials around, namely a...whale’s penis skin. Yes, you heard it right... and they also stated that apparently, one penis is not enough for such a car... It makes you wonder, doesn’t it?
“It is inspired by the original playboy Aristotle Onassis' yacht Christina O, which had bar stool seats made from sperm whale foreskin,” a Dartz spokesman was quoted as saying by the Daily Mail. “Some people have called us crazy because of this, but we think we must make a luxury car till the end.”
Weighing four tons, the armored SUV is fitted with a V8 engine under the bonnet, able to develop 536 horsepower. And to further increase the comfort of the passengers, the SUV also features three bottles of Russo-Baltique vodka and guess what... even the bottles are made of bulletproof glass 30cm thick, just in case.