In Soviet Russia, People Use Cars to Pull Teeth [Video]
But in Russia, they prefer quick and very painful over slow and just painful. Instead of a drill, Russian use an old Opel Astra with a towing hitch and a friend to hold your head while they pull the offending tooth out. Some vodka might have been used… for medical reasons, obviously.
The internet is filled with video of people having their teeth pulled with pliers. There seems to be a consensus that 32 is the maximum number of teeth you need, but you can do just fine with just one or two. After all, it's not like you need to chew alcohol.