Have you noticed how everybody pretends he is too grown up to look at scorching hot girls washing cars? Still, we know you guys prefer this sort of stuff over boring press releases and tiny cars with 1-liter engines any day of the week.
Supposedly, this photo shoot involves "Fitonyashki", which we think is the Russian word for those fitness girls who love to workout and have a perfect abdominal definition. All they ever do is post photos on Instagram and talk about supplements and eating chicken breast, but at least they look good in shorts.
Unfortunately, we're not 100% sure about the identity of this Russian brunette. Her Facebook account name translates as Sonia Gudymo or Gudim, but that last name doesn't sound right. Still, Sonia has a really nice ring to it.
"Sonia, please wash the Land Rover. And remember to clean the windshield with your blouse."
There's little chance you'll get this kind of treatment at your local carwash. Women's rights activists will say that you are objectifying female beauty. Mothers will be angry because the children's minds will be "polluted" and men will spend every cent they've got on the service.
Still, in Russia, female beauty seems to be a natural resource that's so abundant that it can be abused. It's just like using $100 bills to light your cigar, the way rappers do it. We say that because this beautiful brunette is washing a Land Rover Discovery. The soccer mom's SUV of choice is hardly worthy of this kind of attention, not to mention the boxy do nothing to improve our visual experience. Still, the larger windows are perfect for washing with her… Twin Peaks uniform.
Unfortunately, we're not 100% sure about the identity of this Russian brunette. Her Facebook account name translates as Sonia Gudymo or Gudim, but that last name doesn't sound right. Still, Sonia has a really nice ring to it.
"Sonia, please wash the Land Rover. And remember to clean the windshield with your blouse."
There's little chance you'll get this kind of treatment at your local carwash. Women's rights activists will say that you are objectifying female beauty. Mothers will be angry because the children's minds will be "polluted" and men will spend every cent they've got on the service.
Still, in Russia, female beauty seems to be a natural resource that's so abundant that it can be abused. It's just like using $100 bills to light your cigar, the way rappers do it. We say that because this beautiful brunette is washing a Land Rover Discovery. The soccer mom's SUV of choice is hardly worthy of this kind of attention, not to mention the boxy do nothing to improve our visual experience. Still, the larger windows are perfect for washing with her… Twin Peaks uniform.