Carstache, for a Car with Facial Hair
Whereas the carlashes are more girly in nature, it's time to have a look at another completely useless accessory for cars, this time intended for men. Enter the carstache, a … mustache for cars.
It's not clear how the idea came into the mind of the guys from Carstache, a company which proclaimed itself "the global leader in Automotive Facial Hair." Even if we don't doubt that statement is entirely true, we still have a hard time digesting this.
The company says it decided to go for manufacturing these strange add-ons because “they make people smile.” Yes, they do, but still... Available in several colors, including black, orange, blonde, pink and grey, the mustaches sell for $39 and fit, you guessed, every single car you might imagine.
We'll let the guys from Carstache explain the logic behind creating this new market segment. The following is how the company advertises the black mustache.
“Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn't your car have a powerful mustache? The logic is air-tight. Stealth and sleek, like the puma, the Classic Black gives your ride James Bond sex appeal. Goddamn, it's handsome....“
We recommend you go visit the company's website. Even if you don't buy (and we recommend you don't), it's funny like hell.